To love like a llama, one must be at one with the llama
Hallo and Velcome
Welcome to the site of wonderful daisies and prancing llamas where you meet your perfect llama match. we have the leader of this deadly and illegal company, our friend the Dalai Lama. He himself is both human and llama so he can enjoy both sides and have double the fun that you have. Poor unfortunate you, but unfortunately this man (llama) is a lot more important than you. But don't worry if you have more than 80% body hair you can still join!!! We have many types of llama and various personalities and don't worry alpaca lovers, "alpacas are stupid compared to llamas coz llamaz r awzum" (page 11121 of 999999292999). This statement is found in "The Law of Llamas" and "the Long and Boring Autobiography of the Dalai Lama" and yes they are written in Llama language so you wont have to worry. I hope you enjoy this site so that you will find the perfect match.